what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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