Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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