i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
that's an acceptable place to lick
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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