I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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