Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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