why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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