Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize