dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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