Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I'm always down for nudity.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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