My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
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