I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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