Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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