i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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