Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
sex in a hospital.. check
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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