Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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