Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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