I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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