Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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