No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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