Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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