We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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