it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm just crazy horny about you
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
