I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
