There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
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