What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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