What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There r osticjed everywhere
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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