i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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