i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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