i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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