I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Small penises have feelings too.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
NoShamevember. You game?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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