Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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