$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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