Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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