guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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