I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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