I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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