Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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