New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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