Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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