i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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