Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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