I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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