Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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