Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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