I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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