PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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