i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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