I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I puked a lego.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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