i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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