I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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