My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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