you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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